This Unisex heavy cotton tee is the perfect blend of “I just rolled out of bed” and “I might actually care about fashion.” Embrace the nostalgia of outdated technology with a design that screams “I wish I were still in the ‘90s.” Its minimalist vibe is just playful enough to wear to casual outings, music events, or when you're pretending to care about life while lounging on the couch. This is for those who cling to memories like they’re life jackets in a sea of fast fashion. A truly fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to remind someone how out of touch you are. With its “everyone can wear it” look, it’s an effortlessly cool addition that says, “I have no idea what I’m doing.”
Product Features
Seamless design: reducing fabric waste so you can feel extra virtuous.
Elastic ribbed collar: it’ll keep its shape just like your dreams.
Soft, high-quality cotton: perfect for that “I’m not even trying” comfort.
Ethically produced with 100% US cotton: because we care, or so we tell ourselves.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)—no cold water for this beauty.
Non-chlorine bleach: as needed, if you feel like it.
Tumble dry: medium, because who has time for line drying?
Do not iron: let those wrinkles tell a story.
Do not dry clean: unless you’re pretending to be fancy.
