A glossy metal ornament with more attitude than your in-laws at Christmas dinner. It delivers that real holiday energy — the kind powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and wrapping paper scraps. Santa approved your “I tried” aesthetic. Lightweight aluminum and vivid, double-sided printing mean it’ll survive many more chaotic Decembers. Hang it on the tree, the mantel, or anywhere that needs a wink and a little seasonal side-eye.
Product features
Pre-drilled hole with included red hanging ribbon (no tools, no tantrums)
Vivid, double-sided print on glossy white aluminum
Durable, scratch- and chip-resistant surface — unlike your patience
Sold individually (because sharing is overrated)
Care instructions
Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth — or ignore until next year.
